Thursday, August 5, 2010

Fatman 2 KH 0

Not sure whether this was the same fat man but I think it could be. I offered my seat to a woman 2 stops before but was declined because she was only on for 1 stop. At Earl's Court, the guy next to me suddenly ran off and that was the beginning... the seat next to me became free and at that moment the fat man pounced. His eye must have lit up and everyone else backed off. He got closer and when he was 1 metre away he pulled off a 180 and that was when I first noticed him. His butt crack was clearly visible by then and it was too late for me to escape. When he got to the seat he let gravity do the trick. I felt like I was in a jumping castle and someone landed next to me. I was pushed against the glass panel and was trapped there for the next 3 stops. Fat man 2, KH 0.

5 comments:

SuBoo said...

I hope he didn't smell.

mallymoodle said...

You have such a wonderfully expressive writing style :D

I'm not joking! It's so descriptive and emotive!

SuBoo said...

haaahahhaha

Pooey said...

Did he smell? I mean, I need to sit next to fat, smelly ppl all the time in my consult room.. But at least I dont have to touch them... but when they smell, it's much worse.

KH said...

He didn't smell but I touched him because he was so close. The guy who ran away did smell though... bad day overall I think