Thursday, July 19, 2012

Spoon feeding

It's not going to happen so suck it up. If you've been with the project for more than a year you should know what data is required. And your job title says Test Lead? No wonder why this company is going down. Might have been too loud but was trying to contain my rage, no wonder why I appear to be unfriendly to some!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

No I don't work here... Part 3

So today I got asked whether I am the electrics guy at Bunnings... seriously???

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

No I don't work here... Part 2

This time at Officeworks... Then I gave this Asian guy the dirty look.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

It's not me, it's you!

Why did the smell follow you on the tram? That's right it's you and not me!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Why would you do that?

What does it achieve? You can't flush it so it doesn't go anywhere, think of the person who will have to pick it up!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

No I don't work here

Just because I have a building pass around my neck doesn't mean I work at JB Hi Fi or Rebel Sports.

I was asked once whether I was a manager at McDonald's checking out the staff at Waterloo station in London when I was in a suit looking around because I was waiting for someone. I was informed that the person was very pleased with the staff and they were very efficient. I told her I will pass on her remarks.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Google pulled a funny

Blow on the cartridge to fix bugs. I laughed so hard because that is so true. Good times!