Why would you do that?

What does it achieve? You can't flush it so it doesn't go anywhere, think of the person who will have to pick it up!

No I don't work here

Just because I have a building pass around my neck doesn't mean I work at JB Hi Fi or Rebel Sports.

I was asked once whether I was a manager at McDonald's checking out the staff at Waterloo station in London when I was in a suit looking around because I was waiting for someone. I was informed that the person was very pleased with the staff and they were very efficient. I told her I will pass on her remarks.

Google pulled a funny

Blow on the cartridge to fix bugs. I laughed so hard because that is so true. Good times!