Getting old

And slow... maybe I'm just unfit at the moment. Need to rediscover my football skills. Still scoring goals and passing is still there, just don't know where all the tricks have gone when I'm running with the ball. Hopefully after a few more games I will rediscover the touch.

Toilet Etiquette

If there are 3 urinals, why use the middle one? If all 3 are empty you have to use either the left or the right, never the middle! Selfish selfish people!